Not Frequently Asked Question:
Q: Why 'dimwit'?

A: Dimwit Flathead is the name of an obscure but still important character in an obscure but still important game series called Zork, made by Infocom. Dimwit himself was a powerful and fairly stupid king, the last of his line.
The name has pretty much nothing to do with me, but makes me remember a fun bunch of games and proves a neat way to make myself known to the few other avid gamers who remember text adventures.

If all that nonsense doesn't bore you beyond tears, try reading this:
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not suicidal but considering mild self-destructiveness

maybe a test-drive to see how that goes

I used to be more creative than to just whine about myself, but it seems in recent years like I've been losing intelligence. Maybe I spent too much time in public school; America's are pretty piss-poor.

tea, better?